n2=..ScRiPt ProGraMMer:/echo 4 About 4ShNeRsCrIpT %shnerversion <-> 3by: ShNeR15 >> 2Owner of Channel #TeenChatz on UnderNET IRC Server! This Script is Release v12.0 (Build 24) of ShNeR15's Class.... 1Updates are aVaiLable at http://shnerscript.home.ml.org 4>> ThanX!
n3=..Tell Channel Version:/describe # is using 4ShNeRsCrIpT %shnerversion 3by: ShNeR15 2Available at http://shnerscript.home.ml.org ... 1<->
n4=..Join #TeenChatz:/join #TeenChatz
n5=.Help
n6=..Get Help in #TeenChatz:/join #TeenChatz
n7=..MiRC Help:/help
n8=..Commands for ShNeRsCrIpT:/shnerhelp
n9=-
n10=Flood Protection
n11=.All
n12=..Off:.disable #floodchan | .disable #floodchat | .disable #floodctcp | .disable #floodctcpreply | .disable #floodinvite | .disable #floodnick | .disable #floodprivate | .disable #floodrevdoor | .disable #floodserv | .disable #floodultracommand | .disable #floodultraevent | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv off | set %repeatkick off | set %textlength 999 | .timer851 1 1 .ignore -rinpt *!*@* | echo 2 -a All Protection is now 4OFF.
n13=..On:.enable #floodchan | .enable #floodchat | .enable #floodctcp | .enable #floodctcpreply | .enable #floodinvite | .enable #floodnick | .enable #floodprivate | .enable #floodrevdoor | .enable #floodserv | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv on | set %repeatkick on | set %textlength 300 | .timer851 off | echo 2 -a All Protection except IgnoreALL is now 3ON.
n14=.Channel
n15=..Channel Off:.disable #floodchan | echo 2 -a Channel Protection is now 4OFF.
n16=..Channel On:.enable #floodchan | echo 2 -a Channel Protection is now 3ON.
n17=.Text Flood
n18=..On: set %textflood ON | echo 2 -a Text Flood Protection is now 4ON
n19=..Off: set %textflood OFF | echo 2 -a Text Flood Protection is now 4OFF
n20=.Chat
n21=..Off:.disable #floodchat | echo 2 -a Chat Protection is now 4OFF.
n22=..On:.enable #floodchat | echo 2 -a Chat Protection is now 3ON.
n23=.CTCP
n24=..All off:.disable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv off | echo 2 -a All CTCP Protection is now 4OFF.
n25=..All on:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv on | echo 2 -a All CTCP Protection is now 3ON.
n26=..Channel on, private off:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv off | echo 2 -a CTCP Protection is now Channel 3ON, Private 4OFF.
n27=..Private on, channel off:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv on | echo 2 -a CTCP Protection is now Private 3ON, Channel 4OFF.
n28=..Channel
n29=...Off:.disable #floodctcp | echo 2 -a CTCP Protection is now 4OFF.
n30=...On:.enable #floodctcp | echo 2 -a CTCP Protection is now 3ON.
n31=.CTCP reply
n32=..Off:.disable #floodctcpreply | echo 2 -a CTCP Reply Protection is now 4OFF.
n33=..On:.enable #floodctcpreply | echo 2 -a CTCP Reply Protection is now 3ON.
n34=.Invite
n35=..Off:.disable #floodinvite | echo 2 -a Invite Protection is now 4OFF.
n36=..On:.enable #floodinvite | echo 2 -a Invite Protection is now 3ON.
n37=.Length
n38=..Off:set %textlength 999 | echo 2 -a Long Text Protection now 4OFF.
n39=..On:set %textlength 300 | echo 2 -a Long Text Protection now 3ON.
n40=.Nick
n41=..Off:.disable #floodnick | echo 2 -a Nickname Protection is now 4OFF.
n42=..On:.enable #floodnick | echo 2 -a Nickname Protection is now 3ON.
n43=.Private
n44=..Off:.disable #floodprivate | echo 2 -a Message Protection is now 4OFF.
n45=..On:.enable #floodprivate | echo 2 -a Message Protection is now 3ON.
n46=.Repeat
n47=..Off:set %repeatkick off | echo 2 -a Repeat Text Protection now 4OFF.
n48=..On:set %repeatkick on | echo 2 -a Repeat Text Protection no 3ON.
n49=.Revdoor
n50=..Off:.disable #floodrevdoor | echo 2 -a Rev Door Protection is now 4OFF.
n51=..On:.enable #floodrevdoor | echo 2 -a Rev Door Protection is now 3ON.
n52=.Server
n53=..Off:.disable #floodserv | echo 2 -a File Server Protection is now 4OFF.
n54=..On:.enable #floodserv | echo 2 -a File Server Protection is now 3ON.
n55=.IgnoreALL
n56=..Off:f11
n57=..On:f12
n58=&Personal Modes
n59=.&Invisibility
n60=..&Invisibility On:/mode $me +i
n61=..&Invisibility Off:/mode $me -i
n62=.-
n63=.&Wallops
n64=..&Wallops On:/mode $me +w
n65=..&Wallops Off:/mode $me -w
n66=.-
n67=.&Server Notices
n68=..&SNotices On:/mode $me +s
n69=..&SNotices Off:/mode $me -s
n70=&Mass Commands:
n71=.Op:/mass o
n72=.Deop:/mass d
n73=.Voice:/mass v
n74=.DeVoice:/mass q
n75=.Kick(all):/mass k
n76=.NonOpKick:/mass n
n77=.OpsKick:/mass p
n78=.BanKick:/mass b
n79=.Message:/mass m $?="Enter Message"
n80=.Invite:/mass i $?="Enter Channel"
n81=Anti-Idle
n82=.Anti-Idle (1) ON: anti1
n83=.Anti-Idle (2) ON: anti2
n84=.Anti-Idle (3) ON: anti3
n85=.All Anti-Idle (1,2,3) ON: antiall
n86=.ShutDown Anti-Idle: antioff
n87=Away / Timed Msg...
n88=.Timed Repeat Message in ALL Channels:/timer589 0 $$?="Enter Frequency (in secs):" /amsg $$?="Enter Message:" | /amsg $$!
n89=.Timed Repeat Message in certain channel:/timer589 0 $$?="Enter Frequency (in secs):" /msg #$$?="Enter Channel:" $$?="Enter Message:"
n90=.Set Away w/Message:set %atime $time | /timer589 0 $?="Enter Frequency (in secs):" /ame is Away ░╖-╖╖ Since:ò $+ %atime $+ ò >> Reason (ò $+ $?="Enter Reason" $+ ò) | /away òò $! òò | /ame is Away ░╖-╖╖ Since:ò $+ %atime $+ ò >> Reason (ò $+ $! $+ ò) | /ai1 | /ai2 | /ai3
n91=.Set Away w/Message+Pager:set %atime $time | .enable #pager2 | /timer589 0 $?="Enter Frequency (in secs):" /ame is Away ░╖-╖╖ Since:ò $+ %atime $+ ò >> Reason (ò $+ $?="Enter Reason" $+ ò) >< Pager:òONò <[To Page: type !page]> | /away òò $! òò | /ame is Away ░╖-╖╖ Since:ò $+ %atime $+ ò >> Reason (ò $+ $! $+ ò) >< Pager:òONò <[To Page: type !page]> | /ai1 | /ai2 | /ai3
n92=.-
n93=.Turn Timed Message OFF:/timer589 off
n94=.Return from Being AWAY:/timer589 off | /away | /ame is Back @ $time ... [ò $+ $me $+ ò] | /aioff | .disable #pager2 | .timer97 off | .timer98 off
n95=CloneCheck
n96=.On:set %cloneCheck ON | echo 4 -a CloneCheck is now %clonecheck | set %protect $$?="Enter Channels to Protect , #mirc-scripts,#fun ?" | echo 4 -a Channels Protected are %protect
n97=.OFF:set %cloneCheck OFF | echo 4 -a CloneProtect is now %clonecheck
n98=.Max Op Clones:/set %c.ops $$?="Max Clones for ops is [ %c.ops ] , New Value?"
n99=.Max NopOp Clones:/set %c.nor $$?="Max Clones for ops is [ %c.nor ] , New Value?"
n100=.Ban Status:/set %c.ban $$?="Ban on Excess Clones is [ %c.ban ] , New Value?"
n101=.Kick Status:/set %c.rem $$?="Kick on Excess Clones is [ %c.rem ] , New Value?"
n102=-
n103=Preset Topics
n104=.ChanName is Under New Management...:/topic # # is Under New Management...
n91=.Kick With Reason:/kick # $$1 ╖ $$?="enter reason" ╖
n92=.-
n93=.Virus:/msg # CaUTiON CaUTiON A HuGe ViRuS HaS bEEN sCaNNeD WiThiN thA ChANnAl ALL PrECaUtiOnZ ArE beInG TaKeN!!! | /.timer 1 5 /msg # ThE CaUsE haS BeEn DeTeRMiNEd aS $$1 | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 Go aWaY ViRuS!! | /.timer 1 10 /msg # -=[°] PrECaUtiOnZ DEaCtiVatED [°]=-
n94=.Birdy:/notice # What's that in the sky?? | /.timer 1 3 /notice # is it a bird? is it a plane?? | /.timer 1 6 /notice # no it's a... | /.timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 Caught ya lookin :
n95=.Little Kid:/msg # Once upon a time there was a little kid | /.timer 1 3 /kick # $$1 And Then The Kid Left [The End]
n96=.Baseball:/msg # We're here at the # dome where $me is up to bat | /.timer 1 5 /msg # and the first pitch WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeeerike one | /.timer 1 9 /msg # and The SeCoNd piTCh WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeerike TwO | /.timer 1 12 /msg # And The Third Pitch...... | /.timer 1 15 /kick # $$1 WHiFFFFFFFFFFFF
n97=.Op Begger:/me is fed up of $$1 asking for ops!!! | /.timer 1 5 /say Ok $$1 $+ , you can have ops... | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 IN ANOTHER CHANNEL!
n98=.Crystal Ball:/me gazes into his crystal ball | /.timer 1 3 /me can see $$1 being kicked from a channel called # | /.timer 1 6 /kick # $$1 Well what do you know... this thing actually works!!
n99=.Doc Martins:/me shows everyone his flashy new boots | /.timer 1 3 /me draws a big round target on $$1's butt | /.timer 1 6 /me kicks $$1 off the channel | /.timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 ⌐) Doc Martins (⌐
n100=.Tobacco Spit:/me spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /.timer 1 3 /say *pbpbth* | /.timer 1 6 /say Listen $$1, we don't like yer kind around here... | /.timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 so get out!!!
n101=.Turban Wedgii:/me looks at $$1... | /.timer 1 3 /me decides that $$1 just doesn't look right.... | /.timer 1 6 /me grabs $$1 $+ 's pants and pulls them WAAAAY up and wraps them around his head... much better! | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $1 Get outta here!
n102=.-
n103=.Mass Kick:/k $?="enter users to kick - use space to seperate"
n104=Banning
n105=.Colour kick and ban:/c ban $$1 $?="enter kick/ban reason"
n106=.Kick and ban with reason:/kick # $$1 $?="enter kick/ban reason" | /ban # $$1 2
n107=.Ban *!user@host.domain:/ban # $$1 0
n108=Extras
n109=.Judge User:me asks you to place your votes in the next minute! | me . . . should $upper($1) be kicked? | me . . . type "Y" for yes and "N" for no . . . }
n110=.Mass Inviting:/mass $?="enter nick(s) to invite"
n111=.Status Message:/notice $1 $?="enter the reply name and the message"
n112=.Channel Stats - Nick:.load -a aliazes.ini | .enable #scan | set %active msg $$1 | /set %scantype FAST | /cstats #
n113=.-
n114=Actions
n115=.SCI Slap:/me slaps $1 with a special SCI command....
n116=.SG Burger:/me throws an *@*.sg burger at $1
n117=.Wonder:/me looks at $1 and wonders who in their right mind would have a child like that....
n118=.Laugh:/me looks at $1 and rolls on the floor in histerical laughter
n119=.Handshake:/me does a long, complicated handshake with $1
n120=.Stupidity:/me wonders about $1 $+ 's stupidity....
n121=.Neon Stupid:/me thinks $1 should vigorusly scrub his forehead in an effort to erase the word "STUPID" that obviously is flashing in neon letters!
n122=.Cousins:/me asks $1 $+ , "If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?"
n123=.Slap
n124=..Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
n125=..Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
n126=..Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n127=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n128=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n129=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n130=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n131=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n132=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n133=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n134=..Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n135=..Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n136=..Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n137=..Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n138=..Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
n139=..Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n140=..Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
n141=..Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
n142=..Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he writes a country song about Rover and $$1's affair
n143=..PBCantalope:/me dips giant cantalopes in peanut butter and throws them at $$1
n144=..Shout./me starts shouting "Long Live The Moose People" at $$1 and watches $$1 go totally c4ninjascript\ninja
n145=..Ginsu:/me starts playing with ginsu knives and accidently gives $$1 a neat trim....... | /me thinks $$1 looks very nice bald
n146=..Bag:/me is tired of seeing $$1's butt ugly face | /me gives $$1 a bag for their head to hide all their zits
n147=..Lonely:/me thinks $$1 looks pretty lonely and would like some company | /me gives $$1 a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them
n148=..Flood:/me Floods $* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | /me Floods $* HAHAHAHHA | /me Floods $* | /me Floods $* | /timer1 1 2 /me Floods $* | /timer2 1 3 /me Floods $* | /timer3 1 4 /me Floods $* | /timer4 1 5 /me Floods $* | /timer5 1 6 /me Floods $* | /timer6 1 10 /me Floods $* | /timer 1 12 /me floods $* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
n149=..Trout:/me slaps $* around with a rotten trout!
n150=..swing:/me grabs $1 $+ by the nuts and swings him
n151=..Bat:/me gets a Steel Bat and smashes $* with it " BATTER UP!! "
n152=..Surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
n153=..Fake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
n154=.-
n155=.Fight Actions
n156=..problem:/me says " $$1 DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM " | /say WELL SOLVE IT BUTTMUNCH!
n157=..you fall:/me falls to the ground ....and turns into a GIANT SMURF....THEN SINGS THE SMURF SONG TO $$1 ALL NIGHT LONG! | /sa
n158=..bottle:/me finds a broken beer bottle... hmmm... $me takes and chases $1 with it.. $me then proceeds to fuck up $1
n159=..Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
n160=..Glare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
n161=..Grenade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
n162=..Hang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
n163=..Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $$?2="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
n164=..Punch User:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
n165=..Kick User:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
n166=..Shoot User With?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
n167=..Sword User:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and pulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
n168=..Monster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
n169=..Tail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
n170=..Fire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
n171=..Go Back:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
n172=.-
n173=.Actions for Lamers
n174=..Schlong:/me whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against $$1 $+ 's forehead
n175=..9 Iron:/me Feels like golfing with $$1 $+ 's head. $me pulls out his 9 Iron and Bashes $$1 $+ 's Head!!
n176=..Nut Kick:/me Puts on his Doc Martens and kicks $$1 in the balls!!
n177=..Horny:/me thinks that $$1 is wat to horney to be in # !! $me hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitles !!
n178=..OJ:/me puts on his Ski mask and stalks $$1 for a while. One day $me sees $$1 walking with somone he doesn't like. $me becomes c4ninjascript\ninjaly jealous and slices $$1 $+ 's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, $me blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
n179=..Hacksaw:/me pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up $$1 into little pieces and feeds them to his dog.
n180=..Chainsaw:/me pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart $$1 from limb to limb
n181=..Lightening:/me CAlls to the god of lightening and asks him for help. Later that day $$1 is walking home from the sexual toys store when a lightening bolt comes and knocks down a tree that kills $$1
n182=..Sledge:/me looks around the room and sees $$1 ..... what an asshole!! $me then decides something should be done about it, so he grabs his sledge hammer and then squishes $$1 skull in to applesauce!!! PUNK!
n183=..Phone:/me is using his phone bug when he hears that $$1 is a telemarketer. $me calls 1-800-FUCK- $$1- UP. An officer is sent over. The officer goes crazy and anally rapes $$1. Then slits $$1's fucking throat!! SHITHEAD!
n184=..Knuckles:/me finds brass knuckles in his pocket. Shit what you goona do with those asks $$1. I am gonna fuck you up!!!! $me runs at $$1 and proceeeds to bash $$1 fucking face in!! MOTHERFUCKER!
n185=..Dildo:/me sees $$1's mother on the street, she is trying to sell dildos for her church. $me takes them and jams them in any available opening in her body. BITCH!
n186=..Nazi:/me sees that $$1 is on NAZI Online. What the FUCK. $me pulls out his beretta and puts a bullet in $$1's fucking head! RACIST ASSHOLE!
n187=..Laser:/me has a large and powerful laser in his backpack. While giving his presentation he pulls it out.. $me sees $$1 being an asshole so he points it at $$1's eyes....ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now all $$1 has are two burned craters for a face. SUCKA!
n188=..Bat:/me grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from $$1's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO!
n189=..Key:/me thinks that $$1 types worth shit. $ME takes his keyboard and smashes it over $$1's fucking head. IDIOT!
n190=..Flashlight:/me is looking around in the dark for something.. $me shines the light on $$1 who is jerking off in the corner with a mag full of animal pics. $me takes his chance while $$1 is still stunned by the light and crushes $$1 skull in with his Mag-Lite. SICKO!
n191=..Bomb:/me plants a mine at the doorway to $$1's house.. when $$1 leaves to go get the new NKOTB album his legs are blown off! POSEUR!
n192=..weights:/me is lifting weights in the gym when $$1 comes bye and starts acting like an asshole... $me gets up and knocks $$1 on his ass... $me lifts the 400pd weight above his head... THUMP! is the only sound heard as $$1's head is flattened to a pancake! ASSHOLE!
n193=..Tutu:/me puts $$1 into a tutu and beats him or her into oblivion!!!
n194=..Shove: /say $$1 can take his or her computer and shove it up his or her ass!!!!
n195=..Ear Stick!:/me Shoves a stick In $$1 's Ear... Can Ya Hear Better Yet??
n196=..Throat Stick!:/me Shoves a dildo Down $$1 's Throat... Say What U Will Now!
n197=..Eye Poke!:/me Pokes $$1 In The Eye With a finger... Can Ya See Now??
n198=..Ass KICK!:/me Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay... I Need My Foot.
n199=..Brain Swish!:/me Sticks a RED Hot Curling Iron In $1's Ear And Swishes Their Brain Around For awhile... Is It Clear Now??
n200=.-
n201=.Country Slaps
n202=..CDs:/me gives $$1 tons and tons of country music CDs
n203=..Garth:/me gives $$1 the brand new Garth Brooks CD "Fresh Horses"
n204=..Line:/me makes $$1 learn the steps to the Achy Breaky
n205=..Sing:/me sings country to $$1
n206=..Cowgirl:/me thinks $$1 would look great as a cowgirl!
n207=..Pure Country:/me makes $$1 watch Pure Country over and over till $$1 learns all of the George Strait Songs
n208=..8 Seconds:/me makes $$1 watch 8 Seconds till they can sing all the country songs
n209=..TNN:/me breaks into $$1's house and screws up their TV so they can only watch TNN (The Nashville Network) YEE HAW
n210=..Sheep:/me has a tape of $$1 raping his sheep. The sick fucker then masterbates his cows. Anybody want it? SICKO!!
n211=.-
n212=.Slap
n213=..Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
n214=..Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
n215=..Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n216=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n217=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n218=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n219=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n220=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n221=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n222=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n223=..Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n224=..Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n225=..Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n226=..Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n227=..Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
n228=..Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n229=..Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
n230=..Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
n231=..Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he w
n232=Actions
n233=.stomach!:/me surprises $$1 with a swift kick to the stomach!
n234=.punch!:/me punches $$1 really hard in the mouth
n235=.slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
n236=.kiss!:/me blows $$1 a kiss
n237=.mom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to his mom for him!
n238=.hermom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to her mom for him!
n239=.jackoff!:/me masturbates on $$1's head
n240=.smack!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that he is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
n241=.smackher!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that she is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
n242=.cry!:/me beats $$1 until he cries!
n243=.hercry!:/me beats $$1 until she cries!
n244=.apoligize!:/me apoligizes to $$1 profusely!
n245=.abuse!:/me grabs $$1 and slaps him then kicks him then punches him then asks him if he liked it. He answers no and then austa beats him more, finally $$1 collapses and sobs uncontrolably until he passes out in a pool of his own blood and vomit!
n246=.shutup!:/me tells $$1 to shut up!
n247=.horny!:/me tells $$1 to try #teensex
n248=.chick!:/me would smack $$1 really hard but hey, if I hit a chick, I would feel morally wrong!
n249=.HAMSTER:/say Hey $$1... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder-berries!
n250=.goatass:/me Fucks $$1 in the Goat Ass!! oooohhhhh was it good for you??
n251=.Glare:/me glares sharply at $$1!!
n252=.Laugh(2ppl):/me laughs as he remembers the nite when he and $$1's mom along with $2's mom had hott wonderful monkey love sex... while $$1's mom took in the butt... $2's mom licked my sweaty nutsack... Oh what a nite...!
n253=.Monkey:/me says to $$1 It's $time - Do you know where your monkey is??
n254=.Evil Twin:/me turns into $$1s evil twin and ties $$1 up and goes to $$1s school and acts up and smarts off to $$1s teachers. | /me goes to $$1s house and unties him. $$1 goes to school the next day and is ostracized by both his fellow peers and his teachers.
n255=|Comments|
n256=.Say Hello:/me says hello to $snicks
n257=.Nasty comments
n258=..Shotgun:/me Takes out his Shotgun.......and Blows $1's Fuckin Head Off!
n259=..Pistol:/me aims...........Fire's the Glock.....PocK!....One round in the Head of $1....."Killed that Tango Fuck!"
n260=..Silencer Shoot:/me takes aim from a rooftop above,..... snipe!.......... $1 is killed by a silenced rifle! "Got that Tango Fucker!"
n261=..BiaTcH!:/me Slaps $1 upside the Fuckin Head..and yells "BiaTcH!!"
n262=..MrRogers:/me sings.... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighbors, would you be mine, could you be mine: Hello everyone, todays speial word is 'lamer', can you say l-a-m-e-r? " $+ $1 $+ " good.... I am so proud of you... "won't you be, my lamer...."
n263=..LikeSlap:/me slaps $$1 around a bit and $$1 likes it..
n264=..Nuts:/me kicks $$1 in da nuts.......
n265=..Lamer:/say $$1 is a lamer :)
n266=..Bath:/me thinks that $$1 REALLY needs a BATH..... :)
n267=..Wake Up!:/say WAKE up $$1....
n268=..Wake Slap:/me slaps $$1 to wake him up....
n269=..Spit:/me grabs $$1 by the throat.... throws $$1 up against a wall, and spits in $1 $+ 's face.
n270=..Glass Punch:/me wraps his hand with cloth, dips it in resin and then shards of broken glass, and punches $$1 in the face.
n271=..Lamer Def:/me says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: $$1 :)
n272=..Newbie Def:/me says "1. New-bie (noun): a person who is new. 2. a person who pretends NOT to be new by being a moron 3. see Lamer for more details. example of a Newbie: $$1 :)
n273=..Diaper:/me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
n296=..Watermelon:/ame lights a Watermelon on fire and throws it at $$1
n297=..Cantalope:/ame lights a Cantalope on fire and throws it at $$1
n298=..Banana:/ame lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1.cousin:/say $$1: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n299=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n300=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n301=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n302=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n303=..Stone:/me has been turned to stone cause of $$1 's uglyness!
n304=..Snot:/me grabs a snotty tissue and rubs it all over $$1
n305=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n306=..Swim:/me swims across the deepest oceans to find my love $$1 | /say I love you SUGAR BEE!
n307=..Love:/me falls in love with $$1 's beauty....
n308=..Warning:/me warns $$1 to watch their mouth or risk being kicked!
n309=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n310=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n311=..Fake lagg:/say $$1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $$1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $$1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $$1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $$1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say ASSHOLE
n312=..Lake:/ame drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n313=..Bottle:/ame smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n314=..Cliff:/ame shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n315=..Saw:/ame runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n316=..Slam:/ame slams the door on $$1's hand
n317=..Murder:/ame hires someone to murder $$1
n318=..Crush:/ame crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n319=..Fire:/amel ights a match and sets $$1 on fire
n320=Kicks
n321=.Reason:/kick # $$1 $$?="reason for kick?"
n322=.Flooder!:/kick # $$1 Out Out Evil Flooder!!
n323=.Gay Word:/kick # $$1 you give the word Gay a bad meaning!
n324=.Lamelame:/kick # $$* Why Oh Why must you be so lame??
n325=.wiseman:/kick # $$1 A wise man once said to me... If you are smart, you will kick $$1 out on his dumbass and maybe ban him... i agree with this intelligent sage of wisdom... BAAM!!
n326=.beatles:/kick # $$1 "I don't believe in Beatles... I just believe in me"
n327=.sacrifice:/me thinks its time to make a sacrifice to the dark master... | /me prepares the alter for the blood of $$1 | /me lifts the rusty knife high above the screaming body of $$1 | /kick # $$1 Creamation or Burial... You're dead asshole...
n328=.fugeela:/me screams FUUUUUGEEEEELAAAAAAA and proceeds to sack-beat $$1 | /kick # $$1 You have been sack-beaten... aint yo parents proud?
n329=.Respect:/kick # $$1 When i was your age... we went into channels like # and showed some respect... ungrateful little bastard!!
n330=.Nice Mom:/kick # $$1 Let me tell you about the winter of '59... i wouldve gone crazy without the gentle touch of your mother... I hope you appreciate her... I sure did :
n331=.Naughty Mom:/kick # $$1 Naughty behavior like that reminds me of your mom... except when she was bad... she wasnt usually wearing clothes at the time... :
n332=.Wax Estatic:/kick # $$1 Heres something that is automatic, wax ecstatic...
n333=.Dork Fish:/kick # $$1 You Are A DorkFish!!
n334=.LAMER:/me asks "what is a lamer" | /me gets out his trusty Websters Dictionary.... | /me says "ahhhhhhh, the definition of lamer is: one who lurks or makes bad or mean comments... one who is a nuisence in general - See $$1 | /kick # $$1 Arent you proud.... your in the dictionary!
n335=.Fish:/kick # $$1 I said Its a fish kick!
n336=.Smart Ass:/kick # $$1 One Smart Ass Is Enough Per Channel And I Am Already Here! :▐
n337=.Ferris Kick:/kick # $$1 Ferris Buller? Why Yes, He Is My Idol!
n338=.Boni:/kick # $$1 In the words of Boni..." try to find out what is best about yourself and chase away the bad! :
n339=.Jaden:/kick # $$1 In the words of Jaden... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
n340=.Stop Kick:/kick # $$1 Stop me before I kick again!
n341=.Red Necks:/kick # $$1 Ya all rednecks got ta geet outta here!
n342=.Eyes Kick:/kick # $$1 I said cover your eyes!
n343=.Love Kick:/kick # $$1 You only kick the ones you love!
n344=.Wipe Kick:/kick # $$1 Go wipe your face!
n345=.Priv Kick:/kick # $$1 This is a private conversation!
n346=.Swear Kick:/kick # $$1 Watch your language in the presence of a lady!
n347=.Flood Kick:/kick # $$1 Dont Flood!
n348=.Jerk Kick:/kick # $$1 You are a jerk head!
n349=.Ad Kick:/kick # $$1 Don't Advertise Here!
n350=.Lamer:/kick # $$* >>-ª\/ª-> GeT OuT LaMeR! <-ª\/ª-<<
n352=.No Reason:/kick # $* >>-ª\/ª-> NO REASON <-ª\/ª-<<
n353=Actions
n354=.stomach!:/me surprises $$1 with a swift kick to the stomach!
n355=.punch!:/me punches $$1 really hard in the mouth
n356=.slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
n357=.kiss!:/me blows $$1 a kiss
n358=.mom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to his mom for him!
n359=.smack!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that he is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
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n0=ShNeRsCrIpT v12.0
n1=About
n2=.ScRiPt ProGraMMer:/echo 4 About 4ShNeRsCrIpT %shnerversion <-> 3by: ShNeR15 >> 2Owner of Channel #TeenChatz on UnderNET IRC Server! This Script is Release v12.0 (Build 24) of ShNeR15's Class.... 1Updates are aVaiLable at http://shnerscript.home.ml.org 4>> ThanX!
n3=.Join #TeenChatz:/join #TeenChatz
n4=Help
n5=.Get Help in #TeenChatz:/join #TeenChatz
n6=.MiRC Help:/help
n7=.Commands for ShNeRsCrIpT:/shnerhelp
n8=Flood Protection
n9=.All
n10=..Off:.disable #floodchan | .disable #floodchat | .disable #floodctcp | .disable #floodctcpreply | .disable #floodinvite | .disable #floodnick | .disable #floodprivate | .disable #floodrevdoor | .disable #floodserv | .disable #floodultracommand | .disable #floodultraevent | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv off | set %repeatkick off | set %textlength 999 | .timer851 1 1 .ignore -rinpt *!*@* | echo 2 -a All Protection is now 4OFF.
n11=..On:.enable #floodchan | .enable #floodchat | .enable #floodctcp | .enable #floodctcpreply | .enable #floodinvite | .enable #floodnick | .enable #floodprivate | .enable #floodrevdoor | .enable #floodserv | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv on | set %repeatkick on | set %textlength 300 | .timer851 off | echo 2 -a All Protection except IgnoreALL is now 3ON.
n12=.Channel
n13=..Channel Off:.disable #floodchan | echo 2 -a Channel Protection is now 4OFF.
n14=..Channel On:.enable #floodchan | echo 2 -a Channel Protection is now 3ON.
n15=.Text Flood
n16=..On: set %textflood ON | echo 2 -a Text Flood Protection is now 4ON
n17=..Off: set %textflood OFF | echo 2 -a Text Flood Protection is now 4OFF
n18=.Chat
n19=..Off:.disable #floodchat | echo 2 -a Chat Protection is now 4OFF.
n20=..On:.enable #floodchat | echo 2 -a Chat Protection is now 3ON.
n21=.CTCP
n22=..All off:.disable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv off | echo 2 -a All CTCP Protection is now 4OFF.
n23=..All on:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv on | echo 2 -a All CTCP Protection is now 3ON.
n24=..Channel on, private off:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv off | echo 2 -a CTCP Protection is now Channel 3ON, Private 4OFF.
n25=..Private on, channel off:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv on | echo 2 -a CTCP Protection is now Private 3ON, Channel 4OFF.
n26=..Channel
n27=...Off:.disable #floodctcp | echo 2 -a CTCP Protection is now 4OFF.
n28=...On:.enable #floodctcp | echo 2 -a CTCP Protection is now 3ON.
n29=.CTCP reply
n30=..Off:.disable #floodctcpreply | echo 2 -a CTCP Reply Protection is now 4OFF.
n31=..On:.enable #floodctcpreply | echo 2 -a CTCP Reply Protection is now 3ON.
n32=.Invite
n33=..Off:.disable #floodinvite | echo 2 -a Invite Protection is now 4OFF.
n34=..On:.enable #floodinvite | echo 2 -a Invite Protection is now 3ON.
n35=.Length
n36=..Off:set %textlength 999 | echo 2 -a Long Text Protection now 4OFF.
n37=..On:set %textlength 300 | echo 2 -a Long Text Protection now 3ON.
n38=.Nick
n39=..Off:.disable #floodnick | echo 2 -a Nickname Protection is now 4OFF.
n40=..On:.enable #floodnick | echo 2 -a Nickname Protection is now 3ON.
n41=.Private
n42=..Off:.disable #floodprivate | echo 2 -a Message Protection is now 4OFF.
n43=..On:.enable #floodprivate | echo 2 -a Message Protection is now 3ON.
n44=.Repeat
n45=..Off:set %repeatkick off | echo 2 -a Repeat Text Protection now 4OFF.
n46=..On:set %repeatkick on | echo 2 -a Repeat Text Protection no 3ON.
n47=.Revdoor
n48=..Off:.disable #floodrevdoor | echo 2 -a Rev Door Protection is now 4OFF.
n49=..On:.enable #floodrevdoor | echo 2 -a Rev Door Protection is now 3ON.
n50=.Server
n51=..Off:.disable #floodserv | echo 2 -a File Server Protection is now 4OFF.
n52=..On:.enable #floodserv | echo 2 -a File Server Protection is now 3ON.
n53=.IgnoreALL
n54=..Off:f11
n55=..On:f12
n56=&Personal Modes
n57=.&Invisibility
n58=..&Invisibility On:/mode $me +i
n59=..&Invisibility Off:/mode $me -i
n60=.-
n61=.&Wallops
n62=..&Wallops On:/mode $me +w
n63=..&Wallops Off:/mode $me -w
n64=.-
n65=.&Server Notices
n66=..&SNotices On:/mode $me +s
n67=..&SNotices Off:/mode $me -s
n68=Anti-Idle
n69=.Anti-Idle (1) ON: anti1
n70=.Anti-Idle (2) ON: anti2
n71=.Anti-Idle (3) ON: anti3
n72=.All Anti-Idle (1,2,3) ON: antiall
n73=.ShutDown Anti-Idle: antioff
n74=Away / Timed Msg...
n75=.Timed Repeat Message in ALL Channels:/timer589 0 $$?="Enter Frequency (in secs):" /amsg $$?="Enter Message:" | /amsg $$!
n76=.Timed Repeat Message in certain channel:/timer589 0 $$?="Enter Frequency (in secs):" /msg #$$?="Enter Channel:" $$?="Enter Message:"
n77=.Set Away w/Message:set %atime $time | /timer589 0 $?="Enter Frequency (in secs):" /ame is Away ░╖-╖╖ Since:ò $+ %atime $+ ò >> Reason (ò $+ $?="Enter Reason" $+ ò) | /away òò $! òò | /ame is Away ░╖-╖╖ Since:ò $+ %atime $+ ò >> Reason (ò $+ $! $+ ò) | /ai1 | /ai2 | /ai3
n78=.Set Away w/Message+Pager:set %atime $time | .enable #pager2 | /timer589 0 $?="Enter Frequency (in secs):" /ame is Away ░╖-╖╖ Since:ò $+ %atime $+ ò >> Reason (ò $+ $?="Enter Reason" $+ ò) >< Pager:òONò <[To Page: type !page]> | /away òò $! òò | /ame is Away ░╖-╖╖ Since:ò $+ %atime $+ ò >> Reason (ò $+ $! $+ ò) >< Pager:òONò <[To Page: type !page]> | /ai1 | /ai2 | /ai3
n79=.-
n80=.Turn Timed Message OFF:/timer589 off
n81=.Return from Being AWAY:/timer589 off | /away | /ame is Back @ $time ... [ò $+ $me $+ ò] | /aioff | .disable #pager2 | .timer97 off | .timer98 off
n82=CloneCheck
n83=.On:set %cloneCheck ON | echo 4 -a CloneCheck is now %clonecheck | set %protect $$?="Enter Channels to Protect , #mirc-scripts,#fun ?" | echo 4 -a Channels Protected are %protect
n84=.OFF:set %cloneCheck OFF | echo 4 -a CloneProtect is now %clonecheck
n85=.Max Op Clones:/set %c.ops $$?="Max Clones for ops is [ %c.ops ] , New Value?"
n86=.Max NopOp Clones:/set %c.nor $$?="Max Clones for ops is [ %c.nor ] , New Value?"
n87=.Ban Status:/set %c.ban $$?="Ban on Excess Clones is [ %c.ban ] , New Value?"
n88=.Kick Status:/set %c.rem $$?="Kick on Excess Clones is [ %c.rem ] , New Value?"